Happy New Year to you all, and a belated Happy Hanukkah, of course. Ive been busy showing Kerry about his new accomm this past week so I didnt really get to celebrate too much this NYE. Thankfully I did manage to still wake up in a fetid pool of my own vomit, which is always nice, but of course that kind of thing always leads to the making of New Years resolutions.
This year Ive decided to help other men look as I used to, and so Ive decided to offer my own brand of man-fashion advice that will be as valuable to men everywhere as a few good stock tips, if you catch my drift.
Today on 'Renes Gorgeous In The City' Im tackling the gritty topic of facial hair. As you know Ive always liked the rugged look. A bit of stubble can make the world of difference to public perception, just ask my good friend Russell Crowe. Stubble is also a great way to hide the fact you have a receding mandible, or 'weak chin', as we say in the game.
Have a look at the following BEFORE and AFTER:
BEFORE:
AFTER:
And there you have it, I think the results speak for themselves dont you? Stubble = delicious.
NB: Our gorgeous model showed up in a Google image search for Andrew Bolt, and I couldnt take my bulging eyes of him.
2 Comments:
But Rene, he looks so sweet without the beard. If I were about 10 years younger I could be tempted.
(I prefer the smooth-shaven look and feel myself)
Good to see you're still full of (un)life.
Im dead and at least 30 years older than you nilknarf and I wouldnt mind cuddling up to Leftys stubbly chin so long as he keeps quiet. Perhaps I should get a gag for him.
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