Wednesday, January 11, 2006

You can call me a nasty old rightwinger if you wish but I cant see why the moslem terror suspects should receive any special treatment while they are being held on terrorism charges. These people have been charged with being members of a religious based terror group and expect prison authorities to allow them to pray together. If the corrections people in New South Wales wouldnt let me out of weekend detention when I had a brain tumour how could these people expect to practice the religion that led them into trouble in the first place?

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Happy New Year to you all, and a belated Happy Hanukkah, of course. Ive been busy showing Kerry about his new accomm this past week so I didnt really get to celebrate too much this NYE. Thankfully I did manage to still wake up in a fetid pool of my own vomit, which is always nice, but of course that kind of thing always leads to the making of New Years resolutions.

This year Ive decided to help other men look as I used to, and so Ive decided to offer my own brand of man-fashion advice that will be as valuable to men everywhere as a few good stock tips, if you catch my drift.

Today on 'Renes Gorgeous In The City' Im tackling the gritty topic of facial hair. As you know Ive always liked the rugged look. A bit of stubble can make the world of difference to public perception, just ask my good friend Russell Crowe. Stubble is also a great way to hide the fact you have a receding mandible, or 'weak chin', as we say in the game.

Have a look at the following BEFORE and AFTER:

BEFORE:












AFTER:



And there you have it, I think the results speak for themselves dont you? Stubble = delicious.

NB: Our gorgeous model showed up in a Google image search for Andrew Bolt, and I couldnt take my bulging eyes of him.